All Scents E - K
Easter Eggcellence
 Chocolate egg whites scrambled with a Coconut Yolk!  Eggcellent!!

Eco-Numbic
 Creme Brulee what else can I say?

Egg Noggin
 Sweet and creamy eggnog without the headache or calories.

Elfendevors
 A magical blend of the love that goes into building the toys, the efforts of hand making a Special Christmas filled with bubbly candies, peppermints, candy corn on the cob, fizzy soda pop and a big holiday hug all wrapped up in one wonderful blend!

Emooo~tional
 A great CK Euphoria type, it brings together exotic fruits, soft oriental florals, alpaca champaca flowers, creamy amber, mahogany and an addictive accord.

EscapeGoat
 You'll head for the hills for a Summer Re"treat": wearing this adventuresome fragrance filled with fresh mango and a twisted of mandarins!  It's paradise for your snoz, and your Billy Goat won't be gruff anymore.

Ex's Make Good Mulch    Best Cellar!!
 A most delovely infusion of ex's, a tropical blend of tiare and acai flower, accented by coconut, ylang ylang and a touch of white musk. A new love only requires a really great fertizler!

Fall Fooliage
 Be silly, roll in the hay!  This splendid autumn scent is a colorful pile of poinsettias, citrus, holiday baking spices and sweet balsam.  Remember DON'T run and jump in the leave pile if it contains BALSAM!  That will leave a mark!

Farmageddon (Mr.Hussy) 
 This Cool Water type scent is a refreshing cultivation of spices, fresh lavender and amber, with a wagon load of jasmine, oakmoss, musk and sandalwood.  A catastrophic explosion of sexy!

Farm Hussy Hot Springs
 An invigorating blend of sparkling mineral waters, fresh ozone (isn't that just air?), blue jasmine and bergamot with a spray of ylang, white birch and amber.  Not too hot to trot!

Fort Farm Hussy (Buffalotion Scent) Best Smeller!!
 Fort Farm Hussy is guarded by strong notes of Mandarin leaf and fresh Orange Blossom posts, platforms composed of floral, Bulgarian rose and vetiver, Sandalwood, bourbon vanilla and tatonka beans.  A good scent to take a stand!  (it won't be your last…)
 
Fowl Play
 Smooth and silky scent that is rich with spices and topped off with sweet honey, amber, and white musk.

Fruitcake Tummy Ache
 Well you should have known better than to eat that nutty rum cement bread, do you think I should describe it to you now??  Take some Pepto.

Gift Hog  Top Snort!!
 You are sure to be rooting through the gift pile if your snout gets a pre-Xmas whiff of this chewy ooey gooey frosting on butter cookies, candied cherries and fruits, powdered sugar and candy sprinkles.  Pig out in the presents! You'll need to make a Dentist appointment in advance, and make sure you schedule it for tooth-hurty!

Gift Horse
 If you looked in its mouth you would see the remnants of the zesty lime and ginger root he ate and now has stuck in his teeth.  Smells good though. 

Gone with the Windmill
 Frankly, Scarlett, he WILL give a d*mn if you're wrapped up in this elegant Amazing Grace type scent shawl, woven with Italian bergamot and lemon, creating a sweet blanket of fruity notes, jasmine and a fringe of musk.  Frankly, my dear, he WILL give a HAM!!

Good Deed Stampede  Best Cellar!!
 When kindness comes thundering out of the corral, you'd better help or get the heck out of the way! It kicks up a cloud of red apples, raspberries, sugared plums, rosaceous green notes, lilac, pear, eucalyptus and a powdery musk base of friendship.
Plant your good deed seed today.

Grandma's the Barn Boss
 If you love "Honey I washed the Kids" from L*sh, you will certainly enjoy the notes of sweet Crunchy toffee dipped in fresh dripping honey with a touch of fresh and a teeny bit of floral.

Grandma's Sweater
 When your nose is snuggled in the crook of her arm, Grandma's sweater comes to life, hugging your senses with threads of love, citrus, Italian Bergamot buttons, Japanese loquat, linden blossoms, pink magnolia and freesia sleeves.  Roses, lily and jasmine are woven in a pattern of unconditional love and sweet soft amber.  It's a hug in a jug.

Green Tea Coyote (Buffalotion Scent)
 Green Tea with a slight cucumber note, SUPER GENIOUS!

Green Tweed Stampede (Mr.Hussy) Best Smeller!!
 Green Irish Tweed type scent for the macho Farmer, a sweet spicy blend of French Verbena, Lemon  and Florentine Iris, Violet leaves and a base note of OH! mysore sandalwood and ambergristle.
Robert Redford and Clint Eastwood wear this scent so you can't argue with that!

Hankerin' Moon 
 This total eclipse of love is a moonglow of fresh pears blended with an equinox of apples and pineapple, with a longing for hibiscus, violet blossoms and sheer musk.  He's sure to pine for you after catching a whiff of this!

HarvestBlessed
 This fragrance is a farmer's market of strawberries and green apples, baskets full of ripe juicy pears, fresh bundles of geraniums and basil, with bottom notes of oak and greenery.  A real Scent-Fest for your senses.

Harvest HoeDown!  Best Cellar!!
 A barn stomping scent of autumn apples, fresh citrus and pumpkin notes circle together for this Must Have knee slappin' scent.  This is the absolute perfect Autumn scent in a jar.  It captures it all in one beautiful pre-winter whiff!

Heart Rustler
  An affectionate roundup (not the weed killer silly) of Asian lemongrasses, dune grass, daisy petals, gardenias, ylang ylang, clove leaf, woods, amber sands and soft musk.  He'll lasso your heart and steal it away forever!

Heart Tea  
  Not your average Lipton in the cupboard.  The light aroma of fresh brewed, with a twist.
Dain-tea, fies-tea, flir-tea and frui-tea (lemon).

He Baled! 
 A secretive and sexy blend of teas, jasmine and sandalwood, beautiful. Good riddance.

Henny Penny Pinching  
 An amazing Spring whiff of pure Apple Blossoms!
 
Here's Looking at You, Kidd!
 A classic fragrance dupe from Issey Miyake, a feminine fragrance that combines the passion of the ocean and a delicate  blend of fresh water florals including white water lily and carnation.

Hip Chick (New Formula) Best Smeller!!
 Tangy pineapple, freshly-sliced summer mango and make-you-go coconuts for a vacation in one whiff!
 
Hip Hop Flip Flops
 This fragrance is a Pina Colada with the umbrella and a cherry on top!

Hog Wild at Heart  Best Cellar!!
 This scent will make your jowls howl with delight, when you get a snoot full of white lily, jasmine, roses, citrus, violets, pepper with a dash of patchouli and sandalwood/musk blend.  You'll love it so much you'll want to WALLOW in it!!!!

Hogs n' Kisses
 This smooching scent will smitten your snout with a fresh flower cart filled with Egyptian geranium oil, rose damascene, gardenia and lily of the valley; with a subtle medley of Italian Bergamot, tusk musk, sandalwood and amber.  It will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling inside and out!
 
Holiday BefuddleMint & Sugar Cookies 
 We have all felt fluster and flurry of the holiday.  This spirit lifting aroma of spices, butter, baked sugar and mint will put you back on the right path to the mall, with a promised skip-in-your-step!

Holidazed
 A dizzying array of blueberry, raspberry, grapes, strawberry, peach and topped off with a sweet sugar crazy glaze.  An astounding stink indeed.

Hussy's Hollow Best Cellar!!
 This amazing backwoods hidden-way-back under the bramble and briar patch whiff, will fill your nose and heart with the comfort of fresh, tart blackberries, mulberry and orange zest hunkered in with fresh nutmeg, rose petals, green sage petals, red clover and a dry down of vanilla.

I Need A Gingerbread Man
 A warm gingerbread cookie with hints of vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon and ginger.

I Need A Happy Meal!  Best Smeller!!
 Ginger peachy scent, it will put a tickle in your nose, a spring in your step and a smile for the day!

In Cahoots
  This fragrance is the Wild Bunch of whiffs!!  It partners up fresh ground Columbian coffee with spices, toasted nuts and a sweet vanilla butter base.  You will luv it a Latte!!
 
In My Hay Day
 Remember when the first sign of Spring sent you into a Post-Snow-Hussy-Hissy Fit??!!  This smell tells you to cut the jeans off, till up the dirt, put the top down, dust the gator off and yell WOOOHOOOO!!! It's a promise of the sunshine to come, filled with longer days, hints of aloe, fresh greens and a subtle citrus twist.  It's a fountain of youth and you won't be morning days gone by, only swept up with anticipation of tomorrows.
 
I.O.U.2??!  Best Cellar!!
 TOP SELLER! Japanese grapefruit with a breeze of lemon Satsuma, Bergamot and Oakmoss.  One of my favorite scents!

Iowa - The Land of Common Sense and Brrrrrrrrh!  Frankincense and Myrrh
 Though it does discolor (because of the Vanilla and Cinnamon), it is a classic and traditional Christmas holiday blend you won't want to miss! The fragrance is topped off with kind notes of Amber and Vanilla to warm up the blend.

Jack Sauced
  Jack Frost got into Uncle Henry's Moonshine still and melted his liver away.  He did get a quick taste of the hard cider, cinnamon and clove and fresh wildberries as they washed over his gums.  Mmmmmmm………thud…….

JellyBean Fields
 These jellybeans are fun and fruity and fart-free, sorry I MEAN FAT FREE!! Gosh.

Just A HamBrosia
 Everything you love in a bowl (as it always should be!), Sweet shredded coconut, chopped Walnuts, grapes, fresh pineapple and mandarin, mini marshmallows (if they make it in there), maraschino cherries, nutmeg and cinnamon topped off with Cool Whip. Worth sticking Jenny Cra*g in the closet for.

Just Barnyard Gossip
  This is a whisper of Wild Honeysuckle with a linger with sweet nectar and a hint of blossom! Shhhhhhhhh I won't tell.