Last Call Best Smeller!!
If you like Evelyn & Crabtree's Nantucket Briar, you will adore this version of an intense, snuggle-warm, spicy Oriental fragrance with a top note of bergamot and polished off with irresistible notes of clove, amber, and vanilla. You might just pick up the phone....
Lemon X-Mousse
A tart lemony mousse with a Cool Whip topping. Sweet and sour and extra fluffy!
Let's Cud-dle
This amazing scent bundle nestles your nostrils with fresh cut roses, lavender, entwining spices, curled up lovingly with patchouli and vetiver. A total snuggle of love.
Lilac Your Life Depends on It
Violet Leaves and Mandarin drifting into lilac and iris and topped off with a touch of subtle sandalwood and musk. Okay tell the truth, you love it too!
Lime Snowdrops Best Cellar!!
Zesty Festive lime with sugar crystals and soft orange blossom. So awesome!!
Lipstick on a Pig
A magical fragrance blend of White Carnations and blood orange joined together wearing a tophat of sandalwood, black rose, smoky wood, and a kiss of patchouli. It is complete with an air of toasted vanilla bean and amber, with a tiny poof of Egyptian musk. He won't know what hit him.....unless you really do hit him.....
Listen to What I Say!!
A whisper of a wintery blend of romantical musk, sandalwood and a soft bouquet of winter flowers. There are times when you don't muss with the Hussy, and when she is wearing this fragrance…..well, you'd better be all "yes, dear" "I'll buy you two of them, dear"! Best mind her, or there will be more than sugar plums dancing in and on your head!
Love is Heart Fertilizer
You will reap what you sow, wearing this fruitful fragrance blended with a sprig of spicy. These notes of raspberry, plum, pink pepper and pomegranate are transfused with patchouli, frankincense and a delicate woodsy notes, guaranteed to make your heart grow and flourish.
Love Pioneers (We Never Settle)
Trudging through fields of patchouli, ylang-ylang, cedarwood and myrrh, (careful you might get cockle-myrrhs in your socks), this scent takes a shortcut through an orchard of sweet oranges and a rose garden. It creates its own path. Love pioneers keeps searching for their one true love, they never settle for less.
Love So Right, Yet Sarong
True Lilac, no floral blending, no fruity bottom notes, true and perfect to the sniff.
Low Cud Budget
A Fabulously fresh and affordable bamboo blended with the subtle sweet of pure sugar cane. Notes of rosewood, grapefruit, sweet plum, sparkling citrus and Asian grasses complete this fragrance oil to create a more-than unique scent.
Magic Sleigh Ride (Rollin' with Mac Daddy Santa)
Orangey scent, blended with tart Green Apple, peppermint and cloves, to create this WOW holiday scent that will curl your nose AND your toes!!
Make Hay While the Sun Shines!
The wonderful fresh aroma of freshly cut green grass.
Mamma's Bear Hugs Best Cellar!!
Mamma's love will wrap you up in her arms with wafts of fresh apricoddle, herbal cha"MOM"ile, sugarberries, a sweet muzzle musk and nudge of vanilla.
Marshmallow Wallow Best Smeller!!
This little piggie doesn't mind that he will be stuck here forever, wallowing in a sweet sweet ooey gooey marsh. He might when his jowls start achin'.
Maui Cowie
Creamy coconut milk poured over a bowl of fresh peaches and topped off with sweet cream.
Meet Me at the Trough
Lemongrass and sage carried by a cloud of zesty lemon, grape with delicate middle notes of jasmine, rose and white musk. Nothing stagnant in here!
Melon Choly
This scent sings of watermelody, chantaloupe and honeydew notes blended together with harmonic strawberries, peaches, pineapples and raspberries topped off with a green cucumber number. The fragrance finale ends with soft musk and a rum drum (NOT HUMDRUM) base! You will only feel Melancholy went your stink wears off.
Molly Coddle Best Cellar!!
A Phil*sophy Amazing Grace type. Remember how soft Grandma's arms were, yet she would hug you so hard you couldn't breath! This scent carries recollections of Italian bergamot (is this in everything??), fruity notes of lemon, peaches, plums and ripe raspberries; classic florals that include jasmine, orange awesome blossoms and rose. All of this wrapped up with a bear hug of cedarwood and white musk. Real tough love.
Mom's Bitchin' Kitchen Smells
Oh the cinnamon, the apple, the spice cakes, the breads and the pies! If I don't get my finger in the bowl soon I simply will dies!!
Mooberry Bluffins
Nuttin' blue about these bluffins! The fragrance of fresh-picked blueberries swallowed up by rich creamy cake-like
muffins will surround your senses with scents and I'm NOT bluffin.
Mooshi
This Wasabi inspired fragrance is bright and fresh with a glimmer of Eucalyptus, Ginger and Peppermint for smack-me-wake-me-up refreshing top notes. It is blended with space and Thyme and a pinch of Amber and Musk.
Mule-tidings
A stubborn scent of bold marigold and fresh mint. No surprise kicks.
My China Pig
This isn't your average China Pig on the curio shelf. This precious little porker squeals with delight when it roots through the mandarin, Kaffir lime, lemon, apricots, peaches and the middle notes of rose, nutmeg, violets and a splash of muguet and amber. Not your average slop, you'll feel like the tall hog at the trough!
My Funny ValenSwine
This drop dead sexy scent carries a plethora of top notes including bergamot, tea, and peony, with a nose overload of jasmine, freesia, orchid, orange flower, and a kiss of peach, and can you believe they also threw in some cedarwood, patchouli, amber, leather, musk, and vanilla?!! That's a whole lot of great smelling crap I think!
Neigh Bouquet
This fragrance will fill your muzzle with Pikaki flowers, also known as Hawaiian Jasmine, it is a fresh and unique tropical floral scent. A sexy snort.
Nice-Cicles
The spirit of the season is always giving extra love and kindness to others who basically drove you crazy all year long. Pomegranate, strawberries, raspberries (not the stick out your tongue and go "pfhhtt" behind their backs kind), topped off with peppermint leaves and fresh vanilla create this fragrant friendship hug. It won't hurt you a bit to be a little more nice. Until January 1st anyway….
No Praise - Just a Raise Best Cellar!!
Wild berries blended with creamy coconut milk, fresh rose petals, Egyptian Vanilla with a splash of soft musk. Put your money where your mouth is.
Oatmeal, Milk and Ho Ho Honey
Yup.
OK Corral Me Best Cellar!!
This fresh fragrance encompasses grapefruit, clementines and strawberries. Middle notes are peach, black currant, and rose petals. The bottom notes include white musk. It's a love showdown, and you might be tempted to just let him win!
On the Lamb
This scent will Spring you, but make sure when you're on the take, take it with you! This Thelma and Louise fragrance combines prairie wildflowers and fresh cut greenery in a lethal combination that will send you running for more (not over a cliff).
One Good Turn~ip Deserves Another~Farm Karma
It's all about the kind. Friendship without envy, beauty with vanity, nobility without conceit, a willing partner but not a slave. A L*sh Karma type comprised of patchouli, blood oranges, lavendin, pine, lemongrass, elelmi with amber and musk. One good turn~ip.....and no burps!!
One Night with a Rodeo Clown Best Cellar!!
A Philosophy type scent "Falling in Love". A very romantical and dangerous fragrance. You'll run for the barrel wearing this one!
Orange n Clove Grove Best Cellar!!
Trees bursting with ripe oranges and a sprig of clove sprinkled throughout the grove. An very unique and comforting citrus scent.
Outstanding in my Field
Freshly picked rose petals, middle notes of wisteria and cyclamen, bottom notes of sandalwood and vanilla.
Outta Work Horse
This laid off laid back scent will comfort your harried haunches with this VS Sweet Tempt type fragrance, composed of citrusy pineapples, peaches, Brazilian orange and lemon hitched up to Egyptian jasmine and musk. You might just whiff and whinny along the way, while plodding along to the unemployment barn.
Passion Rations
Delightful blend of Pink Roses and Asian Jasmine, soft Violets and a Unique woodsy base note. You might need to apportion your passion so that you have enough to go around!
Pecan Somebody Your Own Size Pie Best Cellar!!
A mouthwatering desert classic ~you can almost taste the creamy butter, Georgia pecans, and real whipped cream. You will buffalo stance while wearing this scent and are likely to butt back.
Peppermint Tryst
A dangerous liaison of peppermint and sweet sweet sugar! A secret Union of Yum!!!
Peyote
This mystical scent conjures up a bewitching aura of desert cactus, illusions of ozone and fresh botanical zephyrs, enhancing your sniffing senses. This utterly unique fragrance carries an undercurrent of sea moss and a soft driftwood melody. Your nose will need an exorcism to recover from its scent spell smell. A Shaman's many Moons of Madness!
Pick Your Bundt, Cake Best Smeller!!
This warm, fresh buttery Walnut yellow cake with sweet creamy frosting, will make you itch for more, from scratch! Pick your Bundt Cake wisely…
Plowboy Bunny
This dashing and debonair scent is a romancing concoction of bright fresh citrus and wild cherry notes. A top hat of ylang ylang sits on a bouquet of floras. This dressed up sexy scent is polished off with Cashmere musk and vanilla amber, guaranteed to bring a field of flirty fun to your Valentine's Day! He'll be tap dancing all the way to the barn!
Prairie Princess Best Cellar!!
Flirty topnotes of sparkling Grapefruit, fresh Cucumber and rich Magnolia dominate on first sniff. Tangy Apple, hypnotic Tuberose, and the innocence of a trio of White Muguet, Rose and Violet make up the scrumptious middle. It's grounded in White Amber and warm Woods.
Q
No "Q" for you! But we're working on it.
Reindeer Roundup!
On Donner, on Blitzen, on Cupid…..whatever get in the barn you weinie wanna-be-Elk! You might draw them in closer with this stupendous holiday fragrance of frankincense and myrrh-myrrh (say what??!), vanilla extract blended with French jasmine and English Ivy. Rudolph will light up over this one!
Romance Road Maintainer
This ROMAN-TICKLE fragrance will NOT grate on you!! This medley of tangerine and neroli leaves a scent trail of fresh green moss following close behind. An affectionate avenue of pears paves the way for the final strip of chamomile tea, leveled off with a pike of soft musk. Don't be amazed when he spends all day working on the road in front of your house!
Rootin' for Affection
His snout will forage further in search of the source of this sweet yet totally sow-phisticated scent, uncovering orchid blossoms covered with the first morning dew, and freshly dredged up water lily, watercress and Aloe vera turned over with a fresh mint bottom note. You'll be the pick of the potato patch wearing this one!
Rural Diva
Fresh citrus and rose geranium intertwine with divine floral notes of jasmine, lily of the valley; and completed by notes of amber, vanilla, and musk. You'll go to town wearing this to the barn dance.