Floral & Plants
Bamboo & Sugar Cane Fields
A fabulously fresh bamboo blended with the subtle sweet of pure sugar cane, reeds of rosewood, grapefruit, sniffs of sweet plum, sparkling citrus and Asian grasses, to create a "back 40" of fragrance.
Crop Circles
This is the scent after a rainstorm washes the Earth clean, wild flowers dripping with warm drops of love from the Universe above. UFO. Unidentified Fragrant Oil.
Crowded Wallow (Buffalotion Scent)
They will jostle and muster and sidle up trying to get next to this amazing aroma of ozone, zesty lemon, grape, muguet and lemongrass snuggled up with jasmine, rose and sage to create of blanket of comfort to all around you. You won't mind the cold hooves under the covers.
Dances With Hooves (Buffalotion Scent)
This thundering hoof stompin' fragrance kicks up a cloud of citrus floral and creamy vanilla, jasmine, lavender and ylang ylang, amber and a galumph of sandalwood. Very sexy, very earthy.
De-Gifting
Yes there is re-gifting, but sometimes you feel like de-gifting. Sometimes ungrateful grinches should have gotten that lump of coal in the stocking. You might be tempted to de-gift this fragrance, just to have it back for yourself. It is a heart felt scent of lavender, wild jasmine, peony, wildflowers, musk and exotic woody notes.
Earth Angel Best Cellar!!
This VS type Heavenly scent brings together a delicate breeze of floral citrus, Yuzu, sun-kissed mandarins, lime, a Halo of rose petals, baby Violets and a sweet musk of Heaven on Earth.
Eco-Numbic
Creme Brulee what else can I say?
Egg Noggin
Sweet and creamy eggnog without the headache or calories.
Emooo~tional
A great CK Euphoria type, it brings together exotic fruits, soft oriental florals, alpaca champaca flowers, creamy amber, mahogany and an addictive accord.
Ex's Make Good Mulch Best Cellar!!
A most delovely infusion of ex's, tropical tiare and acai flower, accented by coconut, and a touch of white musk.
Farmageddon (He-scent)
This Cool Water type scent is a refreshing cultivation of spices, fresh lavender and amber, with a wagon load of jasmine, oakmoss, musk and sandalwood. A catastrophic explosion of sexy!
Farm Hussy Hot Springs
An invigorating blend of sparkling mineral waters, fresh ozone (isn't that just air?), blue jasmine and bergamot with a spray of ylang, white birch and amber. Not too hot to trot!
Fort Farm Hussy (Buffalotion Scent) Best Cellar!!
Fort Farm Hussy is guarded by strong notes of Mandarin leaf and fresh Orange Blossom posts, platforms composed of floral, Bulgarian rose and vetiver, Sandalwood, bourbon vanilla and tatonka beans. A good scent to take a stand! (it won't be your last…)
Fowl Play
Smooth and silky scent that is rich with spices and topped off with sweet honey, amber, and white musk.
Gift Horse
If you looked in its mouth you would see the remnants of the zesty lime and ginger root he ate and now has stuck in his teeth. Smells good though.
Good Deed Stampede Best Smeller!!
When kindness comes thundering out of the corral, you'd better help or get the heck out of the way! It kicks up a cloud of red apples, raspberries, sugared plums, rosaceous green notes, lilac, pear, eucalyptus and a powdery musk base of friendship.
Plant your good deed seed today.
Grandma's the Barn Boss
If you love "Honey I washed the Kids" from L*sh, you will certainly enjoy the notes of sweet Crunchy toffee dipped in fresh dripping honey with a touch of fresh and a teeny bit of floral.
Grandma's Sweater
When your nose is snuggled in the crook of her arm, Grandma's sweater comes to life, hugging your senses with threads of love, citrus, Italian Bergamot buttons, Japanese loquat, linden blossoms, pink magnolia and freesia sleeves. Roses, lily and jasmine are woven in a pattern of unconditional love and sweet soft amber. It's a hug in a jug.
Green Tea Coyote
Green Tea with a slight cucumber note, SUPER GENIOUS!
Green Tweed Stampede (He-scent) Best Cellar!!
Green Irish Tweed type scent for the macho Farmer, a sweet spicy blend of French Verbena, Lemon and Florentine Iris, Violet leaves and a base note of OH! mysore sandalwood and ambergristle.
Robert Redford and Clint Eastwood wear this scent so you can't argue with that!
Heart Rustler
An affectionate roundup (not the weed killer silly) of Asian lemongrasses, dune grass, daisy petals, gardenias, ylang ylang, clove leaf, woods, amber sands and soft musk. He'll lasso your heart and steal it away forever!
He Baled!
A secretive and sexy blend of teas, jasmine and sandalwood, beautiful. Good riddance.
Henny Penny Pinching
An amazing Spring whiff of pure Apple Blossoms!
Hog Wild at Heart Best Cellar!!
This scent will make your jowls howl with delight, when you get a snoot full of white lily, jasmine, roses, citrus, violets, pepper with a dash of patchouli and sandalwood/musk blend. You'll love it so much you'll want to WALLOW in it!!!!
Hogs n' Kisses
This smooching scent will smitten your snout with a fresh flower cart filled with Egyptian geranium oil, rose damascene, gardenia and lily of the valley; with a subtle medley of Italian Bergamot, tusk musk, sandalwood and amber. It will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling inside and out!
Hussy's Hollow Best Cellar!!
This amazing backwoods hidden-way-back under the bramble and briar patch whiff, will fill your nose and heart with the comfort of fresh, tart blackberries, mulberry and orange zest hunkered in with fresh nutmeg, rose petals, green sage petals, red clover and a dry down of vanilla.
In My Hay Day
Remember when the first sign of Spring sent you into a Post-Snow-Hussy-Hissy Fit??!! This smell tells you to cut the jeans off, till up the dirt, put the top down, dust the gator off and yell WOOOHOOOO!!! It's a promise of the sunshine to come, filled with longer days, hints of aloe, fresh greens and a subtle citrus twist. It's a fountain of youth and you won't be morning days gone by, only swept up with anticipation of tomorrows.
Just Barnyard Gossip
This is a whisper of Wild Honeysuckle with a linger with sweet nectar and a hint of blossom! It's all rumors around the water trough anyway.
Lilac Your Life Depends on It
Violet Leaves and Mandarin drifting into lilac and iris and topped off with a touch of subtle sandalwood and musk. Okay tell the truth, you love it too!
Let's Cud-dle
This amazing scent bundle nestles your nostrils with fresh cut roses, lavender, entwining spices, curled up lovingly with patchouli and vetiver. A total snuggle of love.
Love So Right, Yet Sarong
True Lilac, no floral blending, no fruity bottom notes, true and perfect to the sniff.
Low Cud Budget
A Fabulously fresh and affordable bamboo blended with the subtle sweet of pure sugar cane. Notes of rosewood, grapefruit, sweet plum, sparkling citrus and Asian grasses complete this fragrance oil to create a more-than unique scent.
Make Hay While the Sun Shines!
The wonderful fresh aroma of freshly cut green grass.
Mamma's Bear Hugs Best Cellar!!
Mamma's love will wrap you up in her arms with wafts of fresh apricoddle, herbal cha"MOM"ile, sugarberries, a sweet muzzle musk and nudge of vanilla.
Mule-tidings
A stubborn scent of bold marigold and fresh mint. No surprise kicks.
Neigh Bouquet
This fragrance will fill your muzzle with Pikaki flowers, also known as Hawaiian Jasmine, it is a fresh and unique tropical floral scent. A sexy snort.
On the Lamb
This scent will Spring you, but make sure when you're on the take, take it with you! This Thelma and Louise fragrance combines prairie wildflowers and fresh cut greenery in a lethal combination that will send you running for more (not over a cliff).
Outstanding in my Field
Freshly picked rose petals, middle notes of wisteria and cyclamen, bottom notes of sandalwood and vanilla.
Passion Rations Best Cellar!!
Delightful blend of Pink Roses and Asian Jasmine, soft Violets and a Unique woodsy base note. You might need to apportion your passion so that you have enough to go around!
Plowboy Bunny
This dashing and debonair scent is a romancing concoction of bright fresh citrus and wild cherry notes. A top hat of ylang ylang sits on a bouquet of floras. This dressed up sexy scent is polished off with Cashmere musk and vanilla amber, guaranteed to bring a field of flirty fun to your Valentine's Day! He'll be tap dancing all the way to the barn!
Prairie Princess Best Cellar!!
Flirty topnotes of sparkling Grapefruit, fresh Cucumber and rich Magnolia dominate on first sniff. Tangy Apple, hypnotic Tuberose, and the innocence of a trio of White Muguet, Rose and Violet make up the scrumptious middle. It's grounded in White Amber and warm Woods.
Rootin' for Affection
His snout will forage further in search of the source of this sweet yet totally sow-phisticated scent, uncovering orchid blossoms covered with the first morning dew, and freshly dredged up water lily, watercress and Aloe vera turned over with a fresh mint bottom note. You'll be the pick of the potato patch wearing this one!
Rural Diva
Fresh citrus and rose geranium intertwine with divine floral notes of jasmine, lily of the valley; and completed by notes of amber, vanilla, and musk. That's a good stink right there.
Sack Lunch
Wild Sunflower scent. No bologna.
Sowing My Oats
Hussy ventures off to the Mediterranean in search of the perfect Orange Blossom scent (okay and maybe a hottie Italian) As she drove her Rent-A-Wreck along the Coast, it was then that she realized......the Riviera was more than a car!
Spring Showers Fruit n Flowers Fusion
All of the Magic of Springtime brought together in this scentsational blend of fresh flirty fruits, Italian lemon oil, roses, jasmine, musk and amber. Hail it's a cloudburst of down-on-the-farm perfume`.
Summer Solstice Top Snort !!
OK Hussies it's time for summer and the Hog Day Afternoons of hot hot hot!! This is my favorite Summer Sniffresh bouquet sprinkled with lychee, bergamot and magnolia. Middle notes of Sampaquita, freesia, muguet, rose and water lilies are blended together with golden rays of musk, vetiver, moss and ambrette seed. Makes me wanna tear my clothes off and jump in the pond!! Oh wait, the snapping turtles!
Swine n' Roses
This scent is fine swine dining for your senses, with a delicate fruit basket blend lemon peel, peach, blood orange and apple surrounded with a bow of rose, lotus, carnations and magnolia. This scent-ual feast is polished off with a base of rosemary, peppermint, spearmint, juniper and musk that's a must! After this bouquet banquet he'll wonder if he'll get his just desserts??!!
The CowHerd of the County Best Cellar!!
This scent is created by mixed bouquet of wild flowers, mandarin, chamomile, Verbena, Fresh Lavender, Saffron (just mad about it) Lily of the Valley, Neroli, Hay and Musk ox.
Tulips Are All You Need (for a Kiss of Springtime)
Less yakin' more smackin'! This scent screams Spring with bold notes of tulip, hyacinths, orange parrot tulip bulb, muscari, Iris moss, Florence iris and amber. It will leave you with jonquilitis!
What Lies...Pasteurize...Best Cellar!!
Spring blossoms dusted lightly with baby powder to create heaven in your nose.
When Hearts Combine
Spring blossoms dusted (not gravel dust) lightly with baby powder to create a heaven-scent fragrance for your census.
White SageCoach Best Cellar!!
You'll be well on your way to taming the Wild Wild West (or whatever his name is), wearing this amazing blend of White Sage with a fresh herbal dry down. This is how YOU roll!
White Tea & Ginger
A divine Bvlgari White Tea type. This romantic fragrance dreams of White tea, Artemisia Leaves, Ambrette, White Pepper, White Tea, Musk and Amber. You won't believe your nose!
Withering Heights
Turn his whine into a whiney, with this magical SJP type potion filled with fresh lavender, orchid, white amber, a barrel of apple martinis, flanked by bergamot, rosewood and musk with a sweeping gesture of passion! He'll be anything but stable after he smells it on you!
Wolfberry Bush
This savage berry howls with soft mimosa, apricot nectar, vanilla musk, amber and stalks the soft woods base notes. A real beast scent feast.
Yes, Johnn Deere…...
A nose bouquet of Japanese cherry blossoms, with a light fruit scent surrounded with a gentle
musk, oriental spices & vanilla rices and a few petals of mimosa.
A fabulously fresh bamboo blended with the subtle sweet of pure sugar cane, reeds of rosewood, grapefruit, sniffs of sweet plum, sparkling citrus and Asian grasses, to create a "back 40" of fragrance.
Crop Circles
This is the scent after a rainstorm washes the Earth clean, wild flowers dripping with warm drops of love from the Universe above. UFO. Unidentified Fragrant Oil.
Crowded Wallow (Buffalotion Scent)
They will jostle and muster and sidle up trying to get next to this amazing aroma of ozone, zesty lemon, grape, muguet and lemongrass snuggled up with jasmine, rose and sage to create of blanket of comfort to all around you. You won't mind the cold hooves under the covers.
Dances With Hooves (Buffalotion Scent)
This thundering hoof stompin' fragrance kicks up a cloud of citrus floral and creamy vanilla, jasmine, lavender and ylang ylang, amber and a galumph of sandalwood. Very sexy, very earthy.
De-Gifting
Yes there is re-gifting, but sometimes you feel like de-gifting. Sometimes ungrateful grinches should have gotten that lump of coal in the stocking. You might be tempted to de-gift this fragrance, just to have it back for yourself. It is a heart felt scent of lavender, wild jasmine, peony, wildflowers, musk and exotic woody notes.
Earth Angel Best Cellar!!
This VS type Heavenly scent brings together a delicate breeze of floral citrus, Yuzu, sun-kissed mandarins, lime, a Halo of rose petals, baby Violets and a sweet musk of Heaven on Earth.
Eco-Numbic
Creme Brulee what else can I say?
Egg Noggin
Sweet and creamy eggnog without the headache or calories.
Emooo~tional
A great CK Euphoria type, it brings together exotic fruits, soft oriental florals, alpaca champaca flowers, creamy amber, mahogany and an addictive accord.
Ex's Make Good Mulch Best Cellar!!
A most delovely infusion of ex's, tropical tiare and acai flower, accented by coconut, and a touch of white musk.
Farmageddon (He-scent)
This Cool Water type scent is a refreshing cultivation of spices, fresh lavender and amber, with a wagon load of jasmine, oakmoss, musk and sandalwood. A catastrophic explosion of sexy!
Farm Hussy Hot Springs
An invigorating blend of sparkling mineral waters, fresh ozone (isn't that just air?), blue jasmine and bergamot with a spray of ylang, white birch and amber. Not too hot to trot!
Fort Farm Hussy (Buffalotion Scent) Best Cellar!!
Fort Farm Hussy is guarded by strong notes of Mandarin leaf and fresh Orange Blossom posts, platforms composed of floral, Bulgarian rose and vetiver, Sandalwood, bourbon vanilla and tatonka beans. A good scent to take a stand! (it won't be your last…)
Fowl Play
Smooth and silky scent that is rich with spices and topped off with sweet honey, amber, and white musk.
Gift Horse
If you looked in its mouth you would see the remnants of the zesty lime and ginger root he ate and now has stuck in his teeth. Smells good though.
Good Deed Stampede Best Smeller!!
When kindness comes thundering out of the corral, you'd better help or get the heck out of the way! It kicks up a cloud of red apples, raspberries, sugared plums, rosaceous green notes, lilac, pear, eucalyptus and a powdery musk base of friendship.
Plant your good deed seed today.
Grandma's the Barn Boss
If you love "Honey I washed the Kids" from L*sh, you will certainly enjoy the notes of sweet Crunchy toffee dipped in fresh dripping honey with a touch of fresh and a teeny bit of floral.
Grandma's Sweater
When your nose is snuggled in the crook of her arm, Grandma's sweater comes to life, hugging your senses with threads of love, citrus, Italian Bergamot buttons, Japanese loquat, linden blossoms, pink magnolia and freesia sleeves. Roses, lily and jasmine are woven in a pattern of unconditional love and sweet soft amber. It's a hug in a jug.
Green Tea Coyote
Green Tea with a slight cucumber note, SUPER GENIOUS!
Green Tweed Stampede (He-scent) Best Cellar!!
Green Irish Tweed type scent for the macho Farmer, a sweet spicy blend of French Verbena, Lemon and Florentine Iris, Violet leaves and a base note of OH! mysore sandalwood and ambergristle.
Robert Redford and Clint Eastwood wear this scent so you can't argue with that!
Heart Rustler
An affectionate roundup (not the weed killer silly) of Asian lemongrasses, dune grass, daisy petals, gardenias, ylang ylang, clove leaf, woods, amber sands and soft musk. He'll lasso your heart and steal it away forever!
He Baled!
A secretive and sexy blend of teas, jasmine and sandalwood, beautiful. Good riddance.
Henny Penny Pinching
An amazing Spring whiff of pure Apple Blossoms!
Hog Wild at Heart Best Cellar!!
This scent will make your jowls howl with delight, when you get a snoot full of white lily, jasmine, roses, citrus, violets, pepper with a dash of patchouli and sandalwood/musk blend. You'll love it so much you'll want to WALLOW in it!!!!
Hogs n' Kisses
This smooching scent will smitten your snout with a fresh flower cart filled with Egyptian geranium oil, rose damascene, gardenia and lily of the valley; with a subtle medley of Italian Bergamot, tusk musk, sandalwood and amber. It will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling inside and out!
Hussy's Hollow Best Cellar!!
This amazing backwoods hidden-way-back under the bramble and briar patch whiff, will fill your nose and heart with the comfort of fresh, tart blackberries, mulberry and orange zest hunkered in with fresh nutmeg, rose petals, green sage petals, red clover and a dry down of vanilla.
In My Hay Day
Remember when the first sign of Spring sent you into a Post-Snow-Hussy-Hissy Fit??!! This smell tells you to cut the jeans off, till up the dirt, put the top down, dust the gator off and yell WOOOHOOOO!!! It's a promise of the sunshine to come, filled with longer days, hints of aloe, fresh greens and a subtle citrus twist. It's a fountain of youth and you won't be morning days gone by, only swept up with anticipation of tomorrows.
Just Barnyard Gossip
This is a whisper of Wild Honeysuckle with a linger with sweet nectar and a hint of blossom! It's all rumors around the water trough anyway.
Lilac Your Life Depends on It
Violet Leaves and Mandarin drifting into lilac and iris and topped off with a touch of subtle sandalwood and musk. Okay tell the truth, you love it too!
Let's Cud-dle
This amazing scent bundle nestles your nostrils with fresh cut roses, lavender, entwining spices, curled up lovingly with patchouli and vetiver. A total snuggle of love.
Love So Right, Yet Sarong
True Lilac, no floral blending, no fruity bottom notes, true and perfect to the sniff.
Low Cud Budget
A Fabulously fresh and affordable bamboo blended with the subtle sweet of pure sugar cane. Notes of rosewood, grapefruit, sweet plum, sparkling citrus and Asian grasses complete this fragrance oil to create a more-than unique scent.
Make Hay While the Sun Shines!
The wonderful fresh aroma of freshly cut green grass.
Mamma's Bear Hugs Best Cellar!!
Mamma's love will wrap you up in her arms with wafts of fresh apricoddle, herbal cha"MOM"ile, sugarberries, a sweet muzzle musk and nudge of vanilla.
Mule-tidings
A stubborn scent of bold marigold and fresh mint. No surprise kicks.
Neigh Bouquet
This fragrance will fill your muzzle with Pikaki flowers, also known as Hawaiian Jasmine, it is a fresh and unique tropical floral scent. A sexy snort.
On the Lamb
This scent will Spring you, but make sure when you're on the take, take it with you! This Thelma and Louise fragrance combines prairie wildflowers and fresh cut greenery in a lethal combination that will send you running for more (not over a cliff).
Outstanding in my Field
Freshly picked rose petals, middle notes of wisteria and cyclamen, bottom notes of sandalwood and vanilla.
Passion Rations Best Cellar!!
Delightful blend of Pink Roses and Asian Jasmine, soft Violets and a Unique woodsy base note. You might need to apportion your passion so that you have enough to go around!
Plowboy Bunny
This dashing and debonair scent is a romancing concoction of bright fresh citrus and wild cherry notes. A top hat of ylang ylang sits on a bouquet of floras. This dressed up sexy scent is polished off with Cashmere musk and vanilla amber, guaranteed to bring a field of flirty fun to your Valentine's Day! He'll be tap dancing all the way to the barn!
Prairie Princess Best Cellar!!
Flirty topnotes of sparkling Grapefruit, fresh Cucumber and rich Magnolia dominate on first sniff. Tangy Apple, hypnotic Tuberose, and the innocence of a trio of White Muguet, Rose and Violet make up the scrumptious middle. It's grounded in White Amber and warm Woods.
Rootin' for Affection
His snout will forage further in search of the source of this sweet yet totally sow-phisticated scent, uncovering orchid blossoms covered with the first morning dew, and freshly dredged up water lily, watercress and Aloe vera turned over with a fresh mint bottom note. You'll be the pick of the potato patch wearing this one!
Rural Diva
Fresh citrus and rose geranium intertwine with divine floral notes of jasmine, lily of the valley; and completed by notes of amber, vanilla, and musk. That's a good stink right there.
Sack Lunch
Wild Sunflower scent. No bologna.
Sowing My Oats
Hussy ventures off to the Mediterranean in search of the perfect Orange Blossom scent (okay and maybe a hottie Italian) As she drove her Rent-A-Wreck along the Coast, it was then that she realized......the Riviera was more than a car!
Spring Showers Fruit n Flowers Fusion
All of the Magic of Springtime brought together in this scentsational blend of fresh flirty fruits, Italian lemon oil, roses, jasmine, musk and amber. Hail it's a cloudburst of down-on-the-farm perfume`.
Summer Solstice Top Snort !!
OK Hussies it's time for summer and the Hog Day Afternoons of hot hot hot!! This is my favorite Summer Sniffresh bouquet sprinkled with lychee, bergamot and magnolia. Middle notes of Sampaquita, freesia, muguet, rose and water lilies are blended together with golden rays of musk, vetiver, moss and ambrette seed. Makes me wanna tear my clothes off and jump in the pond!! Oh wait, the snapping turtles!
Swine n' Roses
This scent is fine swine dining for your senses, with a delicate fruit basket blend lemon peel, peach, blood orange and apple surrounded with a bow of rose, lotus, carnations and magnolia. This scent-ual feast is polished off with a base of rosemary, peppermint, spearmint, juniper and musk that's a must! After this bouquet banquet he'll wonder if he'll get his just desserts??!!
The CowHerd of the County Best Cellar!!
This scent is created by mixed bouquet of wild flowers, mandarin, chamomile, Verbena, Fresh Lavender, Saffron (just mad about it) Lily of the Valley, Neroli, Hay and Musk ox.
Tulips Are All You Need (for a Kiss of Springtime)
Less yakin' more smackin'! This scent screams Spring with bold notes of tulip, hyacinths, orange parrot tulip bulb, muscari, Iris moss, Florence iris and amber. It will leave you with jonquilitis!
What Lies...Pasteurize...Best Cellar!!
Spring blossoms dusted lightly with baby powder to create heaven in your nose.
When Hearts Combine
Spring blossoms dusted (not gravel dust) lightly with baby powder to create a heaven-scent fragrance for your census.
White SageCoach Best Cellar!!
You'll be well on your way to taming the Wild Wild West (or whatever his name is), wearing this amazing blend of White Sage with a fresh herbal dry down. This is how YOU roll!
White Tea & Ginger
A divine Bvlgari White Tea type. This romantic fragrance dreams of White tea, Artemisia Leaves, Ambrette, White Pepper, White Tea, Musk and Amber. You won't believe your nose!
Withering Heights
Turn his whine into a whiney, with this magical SJP type potion filled with fresh lavender, orchid, white amber, a barrel of apple martinis, flanked by bergamot, rosewood and musk with a sweeping gesture of passion! He'll be anything but stable after he smells it on you!
Wolfberry Bush
This savage berry howls with soft mimosa, apricot nectar, vanilla musk, amber and stalks the soft woods base notes. A real beast scent feast.
Yes, Johnn Deere…...
A nose bouquet of Japanese cherry blossoms, with a light fruit scent surrounded with a gentle
musk, oriental spices & vanilla rices and a few petals of mimosa.