Orchard
Amber Waves of Grain
Romantic Amber for those strolls down a country road in the warm summer sunsets. Rich amber notes with a soft wind of black currant, plums and juicy pineapple. No gravel dust. (VS Amber Romance type scent)
Autumn Fruit Compost
This compounded fruit fusion is a scent stew of unspiced apple cider, juicy pumpkins and fresh squash blended together with newly tapped maple syrup. A real Autumn Harvest conglomeration sensation!!
Bushel of Love
This scent is the essence of Grandma (without the BenGay). It fills your heart with clouds of mandarin slices & peel, bergamot, and exotic fruits! Sealed with a kiss of spice! (Body Shop Satsuma type)
Can't Take My Eyes Off of Ewe!
His eyes will ogle Ewe when he gets a snoot full of these mesmerizing fresh citrus notes of grapefruit, orange zests and tangerine, infatuated with wafts of strawberries, apples and pears.
Hypnotizing notes of rose petals, jasmine, vetiyver, white musk and ylang ylang give this fragrance a gazing glaze finale.
Now comes the stare down...
Cherries, Berries and Blossoms
WHAT a Zing of Spring and Bing!! Awesome blossoms blended with strawberry, kiwi, peach, raspberry, nectarines, pineapple, cherries and watermelon bring a fling of green tea and sweet pea. Sha-wing badda BING!!
Corny Copia Utopia
This completely droolish scent is filled with sniffs of the season for a reason….pumpkin, cranberries, apples and oranges!
Country Charmalade - Cranberry Apple Marmalade
This is one of Hussy's favorite year-round sniffs! This is a simply divine Sniff-festival of scents: Crisp adoring apples, fresh precious peaches, oranges, sugar and spiced cranberries and cinnamon, with bottom notes of black currant, cassis, clove and mcdreamy vanilla spice all jammed together in a jelly jar!
Country Road Apples
This fruity fun fragrance is bursting with the sweet and tartness of ripe red apples (not really road apples). A sniff to make you smile; it'll a-peel to young'ins and old farts alike!
Déjà` Moooo (I feel like I've Heard this Bull Before)
A Citrusy Fruit S-MOOO-thie blend of grapefruit, lemons, key lime, fresh cucumbers, Jasmine, pineapples, blackberries and a splash of champagne. No repetitive, just sweet and familiar. This scent is a Hussy staple!
Ex's Make Good Mulch (Custom Blend)
Most ex's belong in a compost pile where they can ferment, to bring out what little good there was in each them. This custom Farm Hussy blend actually transforms into mulch as you wear it!! You first smell the fresh fall top notes of whiny sap apples, orange zest and clove, and hawthorn; the dry down becomes a most amazing infusion of crisp Autumn notes of leaves, vanilla and hay. Didn't you ALWAYS want them to leaf? (and remember, a new love only requires a really great fertilizer!)
Fuzzy Nuzzle
A snuggle of fresh peach embraced with notes cassis, melon, apricot, Lily of the valley and rose florals brought together with tart balsamic notes to enchant your senses.
Grandpa's Apple Pandowdy
This scent is for my Grandpa, this was one of his favorite things. Before he ate it, he would always sing "Shoefly Pie and Apple Pandowdy, makes your eyes light up and your tummy yell Howdy"! Your nose won't be bummed either, this is our MOST awesome apple scent! So proud to be the tip of the iceberg…..
HarvestBlessed
This fragrance is a farmer's market of strawberries and green apples, baskets full of ripe juicy pears, fresh bundles of geraniums and basil, with bottom notes of oak and greenery. A real Scent-Fest for your senses.
Harvest HoeDown!
A barn stomping scent of autumn apples, fresh citrus and pumpkin notes circle together for this Must Have knee slappin' scent. This is the absolute perfect Autumn scent in a jar. It captures it all in one beautiful pre-winter whiff!
Hip Chick
Tangy pineapple, freshly-sliced summer melons, and crisp apple slices combine with middle notes of iris, rose, and a sprig of jasmine. Base notes of vanilla and musk make this fragrance a vacation in whiff!
InFALLable
This surefire fall scent is guaranteed to satisfy your sniffer with a whiffer of tart and sweet pomegranate, with foolproof notes of mulled fruits, floral muguet, creamy honey-vanilla and fresh woodsy oak.
In My Hay Day
When I was your age.....fruits and berries (oranges, pineapple, banana, passion fruit, strawberries, cranberries and pink grapefruit) didn't come in a can, we had to pick them all by hand and there was 146 hours in the day. And we didn't have any fancy lemons or lime like this smell has, or sugar.....we had to use salt for everything.....and.......
Last Call
If you like Eve n' Crabtree's Nantucket Briar, you will adore this version of an intense, snuggle-warm, spicy Oriental fragrance with a top note of bergamot and polished off with irresistible notes of clove, amber, and vanilla. You might just pick up the phone and...text?
Love is Heart Fertilizer
You will reap what you sow, wearing this fruitful fragrance blended with a sprig of floral. These notes of apples, peaches and pears are top-dressed with fresh rose, gardenia and jasmine. Roots of vanilla and wild berries provide a strong and loving foundation; plus one kiss to grow on!
Love So Right, Yet Sarong
You've never loved a fresh fruit fragrance, until you have a brief, torrid encounter with this Shaw Mudge type scent, smoldering with guava and citrus love notes, entwined in the arms of jasmine, neroli and musk. This scent will steal your heart and your senses away!
Melon Choly
This scent sings of watermelody, chantaloupe and honeydew notes blended together with harmonic strawberries, peaches, pineapples and raspberries topped off with a green cucumber number. The fragrance finale ends with soft musk and a rum drum (NOT HUMDRUM) base! You will only feel Melancholy went your stink wears off.
Muskrat Farts
Go on…take a whiff……normally, I would say Muskrat farts smell like muddy water, but I didn't think that even my nutty Hussies would wear that! So I spend the day following the little sucker around, until he wandered into the apple orchard. I waited patiently while he chomped on the Crabapples on the ground and what do you know! About a ½ hr later I caught wind of something good! Crapapples blended with lemongrass, tarte lemon and orange rind with a hint of woody and vanilla. Ok, after that he lumbered off to the garbage dump and I am NOT going there - that's one to blame on the Farm Dog!
My China Pig
This isn't your average China Pig on the curio shelf. This precious little porker squeals with delight when it roots through the mandarin, Kaffir lime, lemon, apricots, peaches and the middle notes of rose, nutmeg, violets and a splash of muguet and amber. Not your average slop, you'll feel like the tall hog at the trough!
OK Corral Me
This fresh fragrance encompasses grapefruit, clementines and strawberries. Middle notes are peach, black currant, and rose petals. The bottom notes include white musk. It's a love showdown, and you might be tempted to just let him win! (VS Lovespell type)
Orange n Clove Grove
Trees bursting with ripe oranges and a sprig of clove sprinkled throughout the grove. An very unique and comforting citrus scent.
Plum Tuckered Out!!
This delightful aroma of sugar plums and cinnamon will be your red light to stop shopping at the Dollar Store and take a well-deserved break….is that a K-Mart over there???!!
Snout Pout
Pucker your Springtime Puss with a zinger of tart acai berry and mangosteen swizzled together with fruity rooty tooty top notes of strawberry, peach, oinches, melon, and mandarin sit atop a fruity-floral reverb of freesia, lily of the valley, raspberry, and papaya. Deep sweet balsamic vanilla notes complete the accord. This scent will turn your frown upside down and make you sniff, whiff and snort for more!!
Snow Berry Sorbet
This berry filled sorbet carries wafts of raspberry, cantaloupe, watermelon, jasmine and violets, with scent bursts of grapefruit and kumquats. Very Merry Berry.
Sparklers
This is a SUPER amazing zippy zingy fizzy lemon lime scent is drenched with orange,fresh ginger and a few fruity afterthoughts to create this nose tingling fragrance!
Spring Chicken
My springs might be rusty but they still hold up my hackles. And maybe my wattle waddles but it won't fall down! You'll be strutting your stuff around the barnyard wearing this plume of pomegranates, apple blossom, peaches and ylang ylang. Old Hen, as if… (Victoria Secret Endless Love type)
Spring Thaw Hurrah!
Fresh red berries poke thru the last of the snowfall, bringing with them fresh buds and earthy moss notes singing Fa-La-La-La THAW!!
Strawberry Fields for Heifer
This fragrance bursts with the natural scent of ripe and sweet strawberries without the cough syrup bottom notes, and makes deliciously divine bovine lotions and bath products.
Under Bossy's MuuMuu
A fruit smoothie fused union of creamy coconut and lime.
Well, Bedazzle my Bloomers!
An atomic floral wedgie with a Jasmine twist! This scent will make your skivvies sparkle and the scent will linger-ie!!
Why IS the Rancher so Jolly???!!
This smells just like the watermelon jolly rancher candy that we all loved so well, it makes my lips pucker and my jaw hurt just thinking about all the YUM!! Why is the Rancher so Jolly??..... have you checked the Moonshine barrel??
Wild Briar Rose
Green cedar spices are bound by sultry ambers, wrapped around wild briar roses with petals of zesty bergamot. You will find a sweet surprise in the end and a dry down of mellow oriental mist.
Yes, Johnn Deere…...
This rise and shine scent will get you going at the crack of dawn, with a wagonload of fresh farm fruit fragrances: orange, tart apple, grapefruit, peachy peaches and merry strawberries with a hitch of loganberry.