TOP SNORTS
Current Cellars & Smellers
Gift Hog (Hussy Holiday Best Smeller)
You are sure to be rooting through the gift pile if your snout gets a pre-Xmas whiff of this chewy ooey gooey frosting on butter cookies, candied cherries and fruits, powdered sugar and candy sprinkles. Pig out in the presents! Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!!!!!
Amish You Already
You will long for this fragrance the minute you stop wearing it. Your nose will be yearning for the aroma of this spicy blend of fruits, buttery notes with cinnamoon and clove. Spray some more on and sniff the whiff to your heart's desire!
Listen to What I Say!! (Hussy Holiday Best Smeller)
This whisper of a bakery blend mixes almonds and warm hazelnuts with a buttery pie crust filled with rich vanilla pudding. There are times when you don't muss with the Hussy, and when she is wearing this fragrance…..well, you'd better be all "yes, dear" "I'll buy you two of them, dear"! Best mind her, or there will be more than sugar plums dancing in and on your head!
Dark Thicket
This dangerous, dark and mysterious fragrance enfolds notes of cedar wood, earthy patchouli, cinnamon, sweet cinnamon and a wind of clove surrounding it.
Jack Sauced (Hussy Holiday Best Smeller)
Jack Frost got lost....and got into Uncle Henry's Moonshine still and melted his liver away. He did get a quick taste of the hard cider, cinnamon and clove and fresh wildberries as they washed over his gums. Mmmmmmm………thud…….
Fireflies at Dusk
Just like sitting on a front porch, watching the tiny colored lights dance above the grasses; take a deep breath of sweet olive, a little fresh, a little fruity, a little herbaceous and a lot of soothing scent creation scensations.
Monster Truck Mash
A smash-up scent of green apple s'mores, tart green lip puckerin' apples with vanilla frosting mashed into a graham cracker coffin, that nails it!!
Santa's Sh*t List (Hussy Holiday Best Smeller)
You know if you're on it or not. He won't have to check it twice. Oh yeah, this one smells like a toasted almond torte….yum….
Cherry Big Gulp - Cheek suckin' cherry pucker super slushie!
F-5 Funnel Cake
A furious whirlwind of birthday cake and hot vanilla funnel cakes topped with powdered sugar make this scent a real cyclone cologne!!
Marshmallow Walloween
Picture yourself stuck in the gooey boggs of sugar, struggling to free yourself, before you are pulled down into the swamp marsh-mallow and forced to eat yourself into oblivion! Just remember, you can't holler for help if your mouth is full!
Year Round Top Cellars & Smellers
Cherry Cow Chip Creme' Cake
Betty Crocked would be shocked if she got a snootful of this steamy dreamy creme' vanilla puddin'cake, chocked FULL of cherry chips and topped off with fresh whipped vanilla frosting! (* NO cow chips were used in the making of this scent)
Country Charmalade - Cranberry Apple Marmalade
This is one of Hussy's favorite year-round sniffs! This is a simply divine Sniff-festival of scents: Crisp adoring apples, fresh precious peaches, oranges, sugar and spiced cranberries and cinnamon, with bottom notes of black currant, cassis, clove and mcdreamy vanilla spice all jammed together in a jelly jar!
Déjà` Moooo (I feel like I've Heard this Bull Before)
A Citrusy Fruit S-MOOO-thie blend of grapefruit, lemons, key lime, fresh cucumbers, Jasmine, pineapples, blackberries and a splash of champagne. No repetitive, just sweet and familiar.
Ex's Make Good Mulch
Most ex's belong in a compost pile where they can ferment, to bring out what little good there was in each them. This custom Farm Hussy blend actually transforms into mulch as you wear it!! You first smell the fresh fall top notes of whiny sap apples, orange zest and clove, and hawthorn; the dry down becomes a most amazing infusion of crisp Autumn notes of leaves, vanilla and hay. Didn't you ALWAYS want them to leaf? (and remember, a new love only requires a really great fertilizer!)
Muskrat Farts
Go on…take a whiff……normally, I would say Muskrat farts smell like muddy water, but I didn't think that even my nutty Hussies would wear that! So I spend the day following the little sucker around, until he wandered into the apple orchard. I waited patiently while he chomped on the Crabapples on the ground and what do you know! About a ½ hr later I caught wind of something good! Crapapples blended with lemongrass, tarte lemon and orange rind with a hint of woody and vanilla. Ok, after that he lumbered off to the garbage dump and I am NOT going there - that's one to blame on the Farm Dog!
One Night with a Rodeo Clown
A Philosophy type scent "Falling in Love". A very romantical and dangerous fragrance. You'll run for the barrel wearing this one!
Sissy's Christmas Kettlecorn
This is it!! There is nothing more magical than a Holiday Farmer's Market and the cold air filled with fresh popped, sugary, vaniller kettlecorn! You'll walk by the fresh fruit stand and say "yeah whatever"....making a beeline to this festive sniff!
This Little Piggie Luvs Pink Sugar
This Aquolina type carries notes of pink cotton candy, sweet lemon drops, raspberries, fig leaves, caramel, Sicilian orange, Lily of the Valley, and vanilla musk. Romantical, ticklish and fun.
Gift Hog (Hussy Holiday Best Smeller)
You are sure to be rooting through the gift pile if your snout gets a pre-Xmas whiff of this chewy ooey gooey frosting on butter cookies, candied cherries and fruits, powdered sugar and candy sprinkles. Pig out in the presents! Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!!!!!
Amish You Already
You will long for this fragrance the minute you stop wearing it. Your nose will be yearning for the aroma of this spicy blend of fruits, buttery notes with cinnamoon and clove. Spray some more on and sniff the whiff to your heart's desire!
Listen to What I Say!! (Hussy Holiday Best Smeller)
This whisper of a bakery blend mixes almonds and warm hazelnuts with a buttery pie crust filled with rich vanilla pudding. There are times when you don't muss with the Hussy, and when she is wearing this fragrance…..well, you'd better be all "yes, dear" "I'll buy you two of them, dear"! Best mind her, or there will be more than sugar plums dancing in and on your head!
Dark Thicket
This dangerous, dark and mysterious fragrance enfolds notes of cedar wood, earthy patchouli, cinnamon, sweet cinnamon and a wind of clove surrounding it.
Jack Sauced (Hussy Holiday Best Smeller)
Jack Frost got lost....and got into Uncle Henry's Moonshine still and melted his liver away. He did get a quick taste of the hard cider, cinnamon and clove and fresh wildberries as they washed over his gums. Mmmmmmm………thud…….
Fireflies at Dusk
Just like sitting on a front porch, watching the tiny colored lights dance above the grasses; take a deep breath of sweet olive, a little fresh, a little fruity, a little herbaceous and a lot of soothing scent creation scensations.
Monster Truck Mash
A smash-up scent of green apple s'mores, tart green lip puckerin' apples with vanilla frosting mashed into a graham cracker coffin, that nails it!!
Santa's Sh*t List (Hussy Holiday Best Smeller)
You know if you're on it or not. He won't have to check it twice. Oh yeah, this one smells like a toasted almond torte….yum….
Cherry Big Gulp - Cheek suckin' cherry pucker super slushie!
F-5 Funnel Cake
A furious whirlwind of birthday cake and hot vanilla funnel cakes topped with powdered sugar make this scent a real cyclone cologne!!
Marshmallow Walloween
Picture yourself stuck in the gooey boggs of sugar, struggling to free yourself, before you are pulled down into the swamp marsh-mallow and forced to eat yourself into oblivion! Just remember, you can't holler for help if your mouth is full!
Year Round Top Cellars & Smellers
Cherry Cow Chip Creme' Cake
Betty Crocked would be shocked if she got a snootful of this steamy dreamy creme' vanilla puddin'cake, chocked FULL of cherry chips and topped off with fresh whipped vanilla frosting! (* NO cow chips were used in the making of this scent)
Country Charmalade - Cranberry Apple Marmalade
This is one of Hussy's favorite year-round sniffs! This is a simply divine Sniff-festival of scents: Crisp adoring apples, fresh precious peaches, oranges, sugar and spiced cranberries and cinnamon, with bottom notes of black currant, cassis, clove and mcdreamy vanilla spice all jammed together in a jelly jar!
Déjà` Moooo (I feel like I've Heard this Bull Before)
A Citrusy Fruit S-MOOO-thie blend of grapefruit, lemons, key lime, fresh cucumbers, Jasmine, pineapples, blackberries and a splash of champagne. No repetitive, just sweet and familiar.
Ex's Make Good Mulch
Most ex's belong in a compost pile where they can ferment, to bring out what little good there was in each them. This custom Farm Hussy blend actually transforms into mulch as you wear it!! You first smell the fresh fall top notes of whiny sap apples, orange zest and clove, and hawthorn; the dry down becomes a most amazing infusion of crisp Autumn notes of leaves, vanilla and hay. Didn't you ALWAYS want them to leaf? (and remember, a new love only requires a really great fertilizer!)
Muskrat Farts
Go on…take a whiff……normally, I would say Muskrat farts smell like muddy water, but I didn't think that even my nutty Hussies would wear that! So I spend the day following the little sucker around, until he wandered into the apple orchard. I waited patiently while he chomped on the Crabapples on the ground and what do you know! About a ½ hr later I caught wind of something good! Crapapples blended with lemongrass, tarte lemon and orange rind with a hint of woody and vanilla. Ok, after that he lumbered off to the garbage dump and I am NOT going there - that's one to blame on the Farm Dog!
One Night with a Rodeo Clown
A Philosophy type scent "Falling in Love". A very romantical and dangerous fragrance. You'll run for the barrel wearing this one!
Sissy's Christmas Kettlecorn
This is it!! There is nothing more magical than a Holiday Farmer's Market and the cold air filled with fresh popped, sugary, vaniller kettlecorn! You'll walk by the fresh fruit stand and say "yeah whatever"....making a beeline to this festive sniff!
This Little Piggie Luvs Pink Sugar
This Aquolina type carries notes of pink cotton candy, sweet lemon drops, raspberries, fig leaves, caramel, Sicilian orange, Lily of the Valley, and vanilla musk. Romantical, ticklish and fun.