What the Cluck is It??
Bloomers on the Line
Clean laundry on the line, soaking up the warmth of the sunshine and the softness of the breeze. A very comforting and crisp scent. You won't mind airing out your laundry to your neighbors.
Drama Llama
Have a Hussy hissy if you want to. A pouty, foot stomping, tail flicking scent that spits out amber and fresh apricots. Don't forget to stick the bottom lip out......works every time.....
Farm Hussy Hot Springs
An invigorating blend of sparkling mineral waters, fresh ozone (isn't that just air?), blue jasmine and bergamot with a spray of ylang, white birch and amber. Not too hot to trot!
Gift Horse
If you looked in its mouth you would see the remnants of the zesty lime and ginger root he ate and now has stuck in his teeth. Smells good though.
In Cahoots
This fragrance is the Wild Bunch of whiffs!! It partners up fresh ground Columbian coffee with spices, toasted nuts and a sweet vanilla butter base. You will luv it a Latte!!
Lipstick on a Pig
A magical fragrance blend of White Carnations and blood orange joined together wearing a tophat of sandalwood, black rose, smoky wood, and a kiss of patchouli. It is complete with an air of toasted vanilla bean and amber, with a tiny poof of Egyptian musk. He won't know what hit him.....unless you really do hit him.....
My Funny ValenSwine
This drop dead sexy scent carries a plethora of top notes including bergamot, tea, and peony, with a nose overload of jasmine, freesia, orchid, orange flower, and a kiss of peach, and can you believe they also threw in some cedarwood, patchouli, amber, leather, musk, and vanilla?!! That's a whole lot of great smelling crap I think!
No Praise - Just a Raise Best Cellar!!
Wild berries blended with creamy coconut milk, fresh rose petals, Egyptian Vanilla with a splash of soft musk. Put your money where your mouth is.
Romance Road Maintainer
This ROMAN-TICKLE fragrance will NOT grate on you!! This medley of tangerine and neroli leaves a scent trail of fresh green moss following close behind. An affectionate avenue of pears paves the way for the final strip of chamomile tea, leveled off with a pike of soft musk. Don't be amazed when he spends all day working on the road in front of your house!
Stormy Weather Best (Storm) Cellar!!
This scent feels like the calm before the storm, when your hair stands up with electricity and you feel the passion of a thunderstorm in the summertime! That's hot!!
Tiller I Luv 'er
This cultivated combination consists of Kaffir lime, lemon zest, apples, black currents, lily of the valley, rose petals that turned up some fresh oakmoss and white woods. You'll dig it.
What the Cluck??!!
An amazing scent orchard of orange and lemon blossoms, neroli and tangerine, violets, lily of the valley, sandalwood and musk. Where has this been all your life???
Clean laundry on the line, soaking up the warmth of the sunshine and the softness of the breeze. A very comforting and crisp scent. You won't mind airing out your laundry to your neighbors.
Drama Llama
Have a Hussy hissy if you want to. A pouty, foot stomping, tail flicking scent that spits out amber and fresh apricots. Don't forget to stick the bottom lip out......works every time.....
Farm Hussy Hot Springs
An invigorating blend of sparkling mineral waters, fresh ozone (isn't that just air?), blue jasmine and bergamot with a spray of ylang, white birch and amber. Not too hot to trot!
Gift Horse
If you looked in its mouth you would see the remnants of the zesty lime and ginger root he ate and now has stuck in his teeth. Smells good though.
In Cahoots
This fragrance is the Wild Bunch of whiffs!! It partners up fresh ground Columbian coffee with spices, toasted nuts and a sweet vanilla butter base. You will luv it a Latte!!
Lipstick on a Pig
A magical fragrance blend of White Carnations and blood orange joined together wearing a tophat of sandalwood, black rose, smoky wood, and a kiss of patchouli. It is complete with an air of toasted vanilla bean and amber, with a tiny poof of Egyptian musk. He won't know what hit him.....unless you really do hit him.....
My Funny ValenSwine
This drop dead sexy scent carries a plethora of top notes including bergamot, tea, and peony, with a nose overload of jasmine, freesia, orchid, orange flower, and a kiss of peach, and can you believe they also threw in some cedarwood, patchouli, amber, leather, musk, and vanilla?!! That's a whole lot of great smelling crap I think!
No Praise - Just a Raise Best Cellar!!
Wild berries blended with creamy coconut milk, fresh rose petals, Egyptian Vanilla with a splash of soft musk. Put your money where your mouth is.
Romance Road Maintainer
This ROMAN-TICKLE fragrance will NOT grate on you!! This medley of tangerine and neroli leaves a scent trail of fresh green moss following close behind. An affectionate avenue of pears paves the way for the final strip of chamomile tea, leveled off with a pike of soft musk. Don't be amazed when he spends all day working on the road in front of your house!
Stormy Weather Best (Storm) Cellar!!
This scent feels like the calm before the storm, when your hair stands up with electricity and you feel the passion of a thunderstorm in the summertime! That's hot!!
Tiller I Luv 'er
This cultivated combination consists of Kaffir lime, lemon zest, apples, black currents, lily of the valley, rose petals that turned up some fresh oakmoss and white woods. You'll dig it.
What the Cluck??!!
An amazing scent orchard of orange and lemon blossoms, neroli and tangerine, violets, lily of the valley, sandalwood and musk. Where has this been all your life???