What the Cluck is It??
Bloomers on the Line
Clean laundry on the line, soaking up the warmth of the sunshine and the softness of the breeze. A very comforting and crisp scent. You won't mind airing out your laundry to your neighbors.
First Frost
This scent will make your nose shiver and quiver, infused with lemon ice, frozen accord, menthol, woodland moss, spearmint and fresh snow.
You'll be chillin'….
Lipstick on a Pig
A magical fragrance blend of White Carnations and blood orange joined together wearing a tophat of sandalwood, black rose, smoky wood, and a kiss of patchouli. It is complete with an air of toasted vanilla bean and amber, with a tiny poof of Egyptian musk. He won't know what hit him.....unless you really do hit him.....
My Funny ValenSwine
This drop dead sexy scent carries a plethora of top notes including bergamot, tea, and peony, with a nose overload of jasmine, freesia, orchid, orange flower, and a kiss of peach, and can you believe they also threw in some cedarwood, patchouli, amber, leather, musk, and vanilla?!! That's a whole lot of great smelling crap I think!
Stormy Weather
This is an F5 Fragrance and a flurry of florals with a spicy undercurrent. Amazing and electric, it will make your hair stand up!
What Lies...Pasteurize.. Newly Reformulated!
You'd better be able to look me straight in the eyes and say "cabbage, cabbage, cabbage" without cracking a smirk or smile. (a proven Granny Lie Detector Test) This seduction warm peach scent is scandalized with swirling brandy and vibrant notes of violets and black currant. White lies of delicate floral are mixing in with half-truths of nutty praline, brown sugar, fabled amber and vanilla musk. A complex and begiling fragrance at best!
What the Cluck??!!
An amazing scent orchard of orange and lemon blossoms, neroli and tangerine, violets, lily of the valley, sandalwood and musk. Where has this been all your life??? ( Victoria Secret Breathless type scent)
Clean laundry on the line, soaking up the warmth of the sunshine and the softness of the breeze. A very comforting and crisp scent. You won't mind airing out your laundry to your neighbors.
First Frost
This scent will make your nose shiver and quiver, infused with lemon ice, frozen accord, menthol, woodland moss, spearmint and fresh snow.
You'll be chillin'….
Lipstick on a Pig
A magical fragrance blend of White Carnations and blood orange joined together wearing a tophat of sandalwood, black rose, smoky wood, and a kiss of patchouli. It is complete with an air of toasted vanilla bean and amber, with a tiny poof of Egyptian musk. He won't know what hit him.....unless you really do hit him.....
My Funny ValenSwine
This drop dead sexy scent carries a plethora of top notes including bergamot, tea, and peony, with a nose overload of jasmine, freesia, orchid, orange flower, and a kiss of peach, and can you believe they also threw in some cedarwood, patchouli, amber, leather, musk, and vanilla?!! That's a whole lot of great smelling crap I think!
Stormy Weather
This is an F5 Fragrance and a flurry of florals with a spicy undercurrent. Amazing and electric, it will make your hair stand up!
What Lies...Pasteurize.. Newly Reformulated!
You'd better be able to look me straight in the eyes and say "cabbage, cabbage, cabbage" without cracking a smirk or smile. (a proven Granny Lie Detector Test) This seduction warm peach scent is scandalized with swirling brandy and vibrant notes of violets and black currant. White lies of delicate floral are mixing in with half-truths of nutty praline, brown sugar, fabled amber and vanilla musk. A complex and begiling fragrance at best!
What the Cluck??!!
An amazing scent orchard of orange and lemon blossoms, neroli and tangerine, violets, lily of the valley, sandalwood and musk. Where has this been all your life??? ( Victoria Secret Breathless type scent)