A Can of Libby'z and a Spoon!
And I won't need nothin' else……..except maybe a glass of milk. Fill up your puss with this pumpkin puree, cinnamon, cardamom, Vermont maple, rum, French vanilla and caramelized sugar. Chase it down with fresh bread crust, do a cartwheel and make a pie in your tummy yummy!
A Peartridge in a Partree
You'll be out of your tree for this fab holiday blend of Japanese pear with bold red ginseng foliage. It branches out with peach blossoms, amber and vanilla musk. A real "tweet in your tree't".
Bayberry R.F.D.
This Bayberry fragrance intertwines fir (NOT animal) and balsam and adds a very delicate spicy bottom note of nutmeg and ginger, Andy and Barney.
Blitzen Shitzen (Reindeer Poop)
Shitzen Blitzen is a winter wonderland made up of top notes of delicious road apples, juicy pears and fresh dingleberries. It has middle notes of eucalyptus, pine and geranium and base notes of vanilla, cedarwood, and patchouli. Holiday Poopouri for your nose!!
Bounti~Full Moon
A cornucopia of scents harvested for the Fall, patchouli, vetiver, myrrh, fresh herbs, wood grasses and anise. An excellent Full Moon (White Barn Candle Vevyter) type fragrance.
Country Christmas Charmalade - Cranberry Apple Marmalade Best Cellar!!
This is one of Hussy's favorite Christmas sniffs! This divine Holiday aroma is a Sniff-festival of scents: Crisp adoring apples, fresh precious peaches, oranges, sugar and spiced cranberries and cinnamon, with bottom notes of black currant, cassis, clove and mcdreamy vanilla spice.
De-Gifting
Yes there is re-gifting, but sometimes you feel like de-gifting. Sometimes ungrateful grinches should have gotten that lump of coal in the stocking. You might be tempted to de-gift this fragrance, just to have it back for yourself. It is a heart felt scent of lavender, wild jasmine, peony, wildflowers, musk and exotic woody notes.
Eco-Numbic
Creme Brulee what else can I say?
Egg Noggin
Sweet and creamy eggnog without the headache or calories.
Elfendevors
A magical blend of the love that goes into building the toys, the efforts of hand making a Special Christmas filled with bubbly candies, peppermints, candy corn on the cob, fizzy soda pop and a big holiday hug all wrapped up in one wonderful blend!
Fruitcake Tummy Ache
Well you should have known better than to eat that nutty rum cement bread, do you think I should describe it to you now?? Take some Pepto.
Gift Hog Best Cellar!!
You are sure to be rooting through the gift pile if your snout gets a pre-Xmas whiff of this chewy ooey gooey frosting on butter cookies, candied cherries and fruits, powdered sugar and candy sprinkles. Pig out in the presents!
Gingerbread Farms
A silo of scents, stocked to the top with candied citrus cellar, pink sugar, ginger root, brown sugar, molasses, a buttercream barn, a golden corral of caramels fenced in with vanilla sugar.
Harvest HoeDown! Best Cellar!!
A barn stomping scent of autumn apples, fresh citrus and pumpkin notes circle together for this Must Have knee slappin' scent. This is the absolute perfect Autumn scent in a jar. It captures it all in one beautiful pre-winter whiff!
Holiday BefuddleMint & Sugar Cookies
We have all felt fluster and flurry of the holiday. This spirit lifting aroma of spices, butter, baked sugar and mint will put you back on the right path to the mall, with a promised skip-in-your-step!
Holidazed
A dizzying array of blueberry, raspberry, grapes, strawberry, peach and topped off with a sweet sugar glaze. An astounding stink indeed.
Hussy Hollow Best Cellar!!
This tucked away in the blackberry bushes of the hollow, hides a secluded scent shrouded with sweet and tart blackberries with spicy green sage leaves. A comforting herbal/berry fragrance that soothes your worries and woes.
Hussy's Holiday General Store
A remini-scent of the General Store on the corner, filled with myrrh, fresh lavender, clove leaf, patchouli and musk.
I Need A Gingerbread Man
A warm gingerbread cookie with hints of vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon and ginger.
Iowa - The Land of Common Sense and Brrrrrrrrh! Frankincense and Myrrh
Though it does discolor (because of the Vanilla and Cinnamon), it is a classic and traditional Christmas holiday blend you won't want to miss! The fragrance is topped off with kind notes of Amber and Vanilla to warm up the blend.
Jack Sauced
Jack Frost got lost....and got into Uncle Henry's Moonshine still and melted his liver away. He did get a quick taste of the hard cider, cinnamon and clove and fresh wildberries as they washed over his gums. Mmmmmmm………thud…….
Jamaica Me Jolly!
Santa has a layover in Montego Bay, so he hit the Rasta-Bar for Jello Shots on his belly and later wandered the beach in the moonlight singing "come they told me…….Bay Rum rum Rum rum!!"
This Island Fruitbasket is filled with mango, papaya, fresh ripe guava, strawberries and a bottom note of peppermint leaf. You will love the scent so much when he brings it, you won't be too ticked off Santa finally showed up on New Year's Day!!
Lemon X-Mousse
A tart lemony mousse with a Cool Whip topping. Sweet and sour and extra fluffy!
Lime Snowdrops Best Cellar!!
Zesty Festive lime with sugar crystals and soft orange blossom. So awesome!! Nobody said anything about not eating GREEN snow!
Listen to What I Say!!
A whisper of a wintery blend of romantical musk, sandalwood and a soft bouquet of winter flowers. There are times when you don't muss with the Hussy, and when she is wearing this fragrance…..well, you'd better be all "yes, dear" "I'll buy you two of them, dear"! Best mind her, or there will be more than sugar plums dancing in and on your head!
Mom's Bitchin' Kitchen Smells
Oh the cinnamon, the apple, the spice cakes, the breads and the pies! If I don't get my finger in the bowl soon I simply will dies!!
Magic Sleigh Ride (Rollin' with Mac Daddy Santa)
Orangey scent, blended with tart Green Apple, peppermint and cloves, to create this WOW holiday scent that will curl your nose AND your toes!! Discolors to a light tan.
Mule-tidings
A stubborn scent of bold marigold and fresh mint. No surprise kicks.
My Diet Starts January 1st…..
This scent is guaranteed to make his nose twitch and his tummy rumble! It comes alive with with top notes of orange, grapefruit, lemon and apple, garnished with cinnamon, ginger, carrots and nutmeg with a fragrance final of buttercream and vaniller. Take a second whiff and filler up. January 1st is a LONG ways away baby!!!
Nice-Cicles
The spirit of the season is always giving extra love and kindness to others who basically drove you crazy all year long. Pomegranate, strawberries, raspberries (not the stick out your tongue and go "pfhhtt" behind their backs kind), topped off with peppermint leaves and fresh vanilla create this fragrant friendship hug. It won't hurt you a bit to be a little more nice. Until January 1st anyway….
Oatmeal, Milk and Ho Ho Honey
Yup.
Pecan Somebody Your Own Size Pie Best Cellar!!
A mouthwatering desert classic ~you can almost taste the creamy butter, Georgia pecans, and real whipped cream. You will buffalo stance while wearing this scent and are likely to butt back.
Peppermint Tryst
A dangerous liaison of peppermint and sweet sweet sugar! A secret Union of Yum!!!
Piggy Fudding
This fun Christmas scent is a snort of spice cake, walnuts, buttery yummy brown sugar and fresh pig figs. You'll be rooting for more~!
Plum Tuckered Out!!
This delightful aroma of sugar plums and oranges will be your red light to stop shopping at the Dollar Store and take a well deserved Holiday break!
Pumpkin Dumplings
Baked spiced apples blended with sweet pumpkin, doused with buttery nutmeg, cinnamon and clove, creamy maple, caramelized sugar and vanilla. He'll be asking what's in YOUR oven and where's the mitts!
Reindeer Roundup!
On Donner, on Blitzen,Come ON Cupid…..whatever get in the barn you weinie wanna-be-Elk! You might draw them in closer with this stupendous holiday fragrance of frankincense and myrrh-myrrh (say what??!), vanilla extract blended with French jasmine and English Ivy. Rudolph will light up over this one!
Santa Fell on His Aspen Broke It!
Mrs. Santa packed a poultice on it made up of Bay leaf, Fresh Pine, red cinnamon, winter woodsy notes and a hint of holiday fruits. Santa felt better and Mrs. Santa got to smell festive and fruity rootie toot tooties in the process!
Santa's Sh*t List
You know if you're on it or not. He won't have to check it twice.
Santa Takes Bribes
This sugary Christmas Cookie scent is sheer buttery blackmail for the Fat Man with all the gifts, and it a NEW shoe-in for some extra's in your stocking!
Shivers
Quivers of creamy buttermints combined with vanilla beans will give you Christmas Goosebumps!
Sissy's Christmas Kettlecorn
This is it!! There is nothing more magical than a Holiday Farmer's Market and the cold air filled with fresh popped, sugary, vaniller kettlecorn! You'll walk by the fresh fruit stand and say "yeah whatever"....making a beeline to this festive sniff!
Snow Berry Sorbet Best Cellar!!
This berry filled sorbet carries wafts of raspberry, cantaloupe, watermelon, jasmine and violets, with scent bursts of grapefruit and kumquats. Very Merry Berry.
Spiced Pear Jubilee
Sweet and tart Christmas pear with a touch of spices.
Stand B Cidar (Spiced Cranapple Ginger) Best Cellar!!
Tart cranberries, sweet apples, warm ginger and a touch of cinnamon...what's not to love ?!
I always find myself bobbing for more.
Stormy Weather Best (Storm) Cellar!!
This scent feels like the calm before the storm, when your hair stands up with electricity and you feel the passion of a thunderstorm in the summertime! That's hot!!
Sweet Potato Pie
A nose buffet of candied yams, marshmallow cream, brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, orange peel, and a splash of lemon, in a warm buttery golden crust. I always sniff for seconds!'
Tinikling
Actually a Comptoir Sud Aloha Tiare Type fragrance, it brings together a blend of the tropical tiare flower, vanilla, coconut, Ylang-Ylang and a whisk of musk.
Vanilla Noe
You're right there's No L. Hehhehhehee. This Vanilla "has beans".
It is a Vanilla Bean B & Body Works type scent that is always a must for your holiday scent cupboard.
Yeah!! Snow Day!!
Remember when you were so busy hollering you couldn't hear your Mother in the kitchen groan? Well, she did. This scent is a celebration of those wonderful winter land days filled with sledding and snowballs and igloos and most important NO HOMEWORK!! Oh yeah, the smell is a blizzard of fresh citrus, holiday berries with a spicy and woodsy sparkle. Who knew that Wednesdays could be so magical??!!
You Little Dickens!
A sweet smile that will warm your heart and a spicy side that will burn your hide ~ cinnamon, nutmeg and clove blended with the mischevous aroma of the holiday season.
And I won't need nothin' else……..except maybe a glass of milk. Fill up your puss with this pumpkin puree, cinnamon, cardamom, Vermont maple, rum, French vanilla and caramelized sugar. Chase it down with fresh bread crust, do a cartwheel and make a pie in your tummy yummy!
A Peartridge in a Partree
You'll be out of your tree for this fab holiday blend of Japanese pear with bold red ginseng foliage. It branches out with peach blossoms, amber and vanilla musk. A real "tweet in your tree't".
Bayberry R.F.D.
This Bayberry fragrance intertwines fir (NOT animal) and balsam and adds a very delicate spicy bottom note of nutmeg and ginger, Andy and Barney.
Blitzen Shitzen (Reindeer Poop)
Shitzen Blitzen is a winter wonderland made up of top notes of delicious road apples, juicy pears and fresh dingleberries. It has middle notes of eucalyptus, pine and geranium and base notes of vanilla, cedarwood, and patchouli. Holiday Poopouri for your nose!!
Bounti~Full Moon
A cornucopia of scents harvested for the Fall, patchouli, vetiver, myrrh, fresh herbs, wood grasses and anise. An excellent Full Moon (White Barn Candle Vevyter) type fragrance.
Country Christmas Charmalade - Cranberry Apple Marmalade Best Cellar!!
This is one of Hussy's favorite Christmas sniffs! This divine Holiday aroma is a Sniff-festival of scents: Crisp adoring apples, fresh precious peaches, oranges, sugar and spiced cranberries and cinnamon, with bottom notes of black currant, cassis, clove and mcdreamy vanilla spice.
De-Gifting
Yes there is re-gifting, but sometimes you feel like de-gifting. Sometimes ungrateful grinches should have gotten that lump of coal in the stocking. You might be tempted to de-gift this fragrance, just to have it back for yourself. It is a heart felt scent of lavender, wild jasmine, peony, wildflowers, musk and exotic woody notes.
Eco-Numbic
Creme Brulee what else can I say?
Egg Noggin
Sweet and creamy eggnog without the headache or calories.
Elfendevors
A magical blend of the love that goes into building the toys, the efforts of hand making a Special Christmas filled with bubbly candies, peppermints, candy corn on the cob, fizzy soda pop and a big holiday hug all wrapped up in one wonderful blend!
Fruitcake Tummy Ache
Well you should have known better than to eat that nutty rum cement bread, do you think I should describe it to you now?? Take some Pepto.
Gift Hog Best Cellar!!
You are sure to be rooting through the gift pile if your snout gets a pre-Xmas whiff of this chewy ooey gooey frosting on butter cookies, candied cherries and fruits, powdered sugar and candy sprinkles. Pig out in the presents!
Gingerbread Farms
A silo of scents, stocked to the top with candied citrus cellar, pink sugar, ginger root, brown sugar, molasses, a buttercream barn, a golden corral of caramels fenced in with vanilla sugar.
Harvest HoeDown! Best Cellar!!
A barn stomping scent of autumn apples, fresh citrus and pumpkin notes circle together for this Must Have knee slappin' scent. This is the absolute perfect Autumn scent in a jar. It captures it all in one beautiful pre-winter whiff!
Holiday BefuddleMint & Sugar Cookies
We have all felt fluster and flurry of the holiday. This spirit lifting aroma of spices, butter, baked sugar and mint will put you back on the right path to the mall, with a promised skip-in-your-step!
Holidazed
A dizzying array of blueberry, raspberry, grapes, strawberry, peach and topped off with a sweet sugar glaze. An astounding stink indeed.
Hussy Hollow Best Cellar!!
This tucked away in the blackberry bushes of the hollow, hides a secluded scent shrouded with sweet and tart blackberries with spicy green sage leaves. A comforting herbal/berry fragrance that soothes your worries and woes.
Hussy's Holiday General Store
A remini-scent of the General Store on the corner, filled with myrrh, fresh lavender, clove leaf, patchouli and musk.
I Need A Gingerbread Man
A warm gingerbread cookie with hints of vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon and ginger.
Iowa - The Land of Common Sense and Brrrrrrrrh! Frankincense and Myrrh
Though it does discolor (because of the Vanilla and Cinnamon), it is a classic and traditional Christmas holiday blend you won't want to miss! The fragrance is topped off with kind notes of Amber and Vanilla to warm up the blend.
Jack Sauced
Jack Frost got lost....and got into Uncle Henry's Moonshine still and melted his liver away. He did get a quick taste of the hard cider, cinnamon and clove and fresh wildberries as they washed over his gums. Mmmmmmm………thud…….
Jamaica Me Jolly!
Santa has a layover in Montego Bay, so he hit the Rasta-Bar for Jello Shots on his belly and later wandered the beach in the moonlight singing "come they told me…….Bay Rum rum Rum rum!!"
This Island Fruitbasket is filled with mango, papaya, fresh ripe guava, strawberries and a bottom note of peppermint leaf. You will love the scent so much when he brings it, you won't be too ticked off Santa finally showed up on New Year's Day!!
Lemon X-Mousse
A tart lemony mousse with a Cool Whip topping. Sweet and sour and extra fluffy!
Lime Snowdrops Best Cellar!!
Zesty Festive lime with sugar crystals and soft orange blossom. So awesome!! Nobody said anything about not eating GREEN snow!
Listen to What I Say!!
A whisper of a wintery blend of romantical musk, sandalwood and a soft bouquet of winter flowers. There are times when you don't muss with the Hussy, and when she is wearing this fragrance…..well, you'd better be all "yes, dear" "I'll buy you two of them, dear"! Best mind her, or there will be more than sugar plums dancing in and on your head!
Mom's Bitchin' Kitchen Smells
Oh the cinnamon, the apple, the spice cakes, the breads and the pies! If I don't get my finger in the bowl soon I simply will dies!!
Magic Sleigh Ride (Rollin' with Mac Daddy Santa)
Orangey scent, blended with tart Green Apple, peppermint and cloves, to create this WOW holiday scent that will curl your nose AND your toes!! Discolors to a light tan.
Mule-tidings
A stubborn scent of bold marigold and fresh mint. No surprise kicks.
My Diet Starts January 1st…..
This scent is guaranteed to make his nose twitch and his tummy rumble! It comes alive with with top notes of orange, grapefruit, lemon and apple, garnished with cinnamon, ginger, carrots and nutmeg with a fragrance final of buttercream and vaniller. Take a second whiff and filler up. January 1st is a LONG ways away baby!!!
Nice-Cicles
The spirit of the season is always giving extra love and kindness to others who basically drove you crazy all year long. Pomegranate, strawberries, raspberries (not the stick out your tongue and go "pfhhtt" behind their backs kind), topped off with peppermint leaves and fresh vanilla create this fragrant friendship hug. It won't hurt you a bit to be a little more nice. Until January 1st anyway….
Oatmeal, Milk and Ho Ho Honey
Yup.
Pecan Somebody Your Own Size Pie Best Cellar!!
A mouthwatering desert classic ~you can almost taste the creamy butter, Georgia pecans, and real whipped cream. You will buffalo stance while wearing this scent and are likely to butt back.
Peppermint Tryst
A dangerous liaison of peppermint and sweet sweet sugar! A secret Union of Yum!!!
Piggy Fudding
This fun Christmas scent is a snort of spice cake, walnuts, buttery yummy brown sugar and fresh pig figs. You'll be rooting for more~!
Plum Tuckered Out!!
This delightful aroma of sugar plums and oranges will be your red light to stop shopping at the Dollar Store and take a well deserved Holiday break!
Pumpkin Dumplings
Baked spiced apples blended with sweet pumpkin, doused with buttery nutmeg, cinnamon and clove, creamy maple, caramelized sugar and vanilla. He'll be asking what's in YOUR oven and where's the mitts!
Reindeer Roundup!
On Donner, on Blitzen,Come ON Cupid…..whatever get in the barn you weinie wanna-be-Elk! You might draw them in closer with this stupendous holiday fragrance of frankincense and myrrh-myrrh (say what??!), vanilla extract blended with French jasmine and English Ivy. Rudolph will light up over this one!
Santa Fell on His Aspen Broke It!
Mrs. Santa packed a poultice on it made up of Bay leaf, Fresh Pine, red cinnamon, winter woodsy notes and a hint of holiday fruits. Santa felt better and Mrs. Santa got to smell festive and fruity rootie toot tooties in the process!
Santa's Sh*t List
You know if you're on it or not. He won't have to check it twice.
Santa Takes Bribes
This sugary Christmas Cookie scent is sheer buttery blackmail for the Fat Man with all the gifts, and it a NEW shoe-in for some extra's in your stocking!
Shivers
Quivers of creamy buttermints combined with vanilla beans will give you Christmas Goosebumps!
Sissy's Christmas Kettlecorn
This is it!! There is nothing more magical than a Holiday Farmer's Market and the cold air filled with fresh popped, sugary, vaniller kettlecorn! You'll walk by the fresh fruit stand and say "yeah whatever"....making a beeline to this festive sniff!
Snow Berry Sorbet Best Cellar!!
This berry filled sorbet carries wafts of raspberry, cantaloupe, watermelon, jasmine and violets, with scent bursts of grapefruit and kumquats. Very Merry Berry.
Spiced Pear Jubilee
Sweet and tart Christmas pear with a touch of spices.
Stand B Cidar (Spiced Cranapple Ginger) Best Cellar!!
Tart cranberries, sweet apples, warm ginger and a touch of cinnamon...what's not to love ?!
I always find myself bobbing for more.
Stormy Weather Best (Storm) Cellar!!
This scent feels like the calm before the storm, when your hair stands up with electricity and you feel the passion of a thunderstorm in the summertime! That's hot!!
Sweet Potato Pie
A nose buffet of candied yams, marshmallow cream, brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, orange peel, and a splash of lemon, in a warm buttery golden crust. I always sniff for seconds!'
Tinikling
Actually a Comptoir Sud Aloha Tiare Type fragrance, it brings together a blend of the tropical tiare flower, vanilla, coconut, Ylang-Ylang and a whisk of musk.
Vanilla Noe
You're right there's No L. Hehhehhehee. This Vanilla "has beans".
It is a Vanilla Bean B & Body Works type scent that is always a must for your holiday scent cupboard.
Yeah!! Snow Day!!
Remember when you were so busy hollering you couldn't hear your Mother in the kitchen groan? Well, she did. This scent is a celebration of those wonderful winter land days filled with sledding and snowballs and igloos and most important NO HOMEWORK!! Oh yeah, the smell is a blizzard of fresh citrus, holiday berries with a spicy and woodsy sparkle. Who knew that Wednesdays could be so magical??!!
You Little Dickens!
A sweet smile that will warm your heart and a spicy side that will burn your hide ~ cinnamon, nutmeg and clove blended with the mischevous aroma of the holiday season.
Christmas Hussy